Shortly after their acquisition of Alex Jones’ InfoWars, The Onion, satirical news publication, continues their corporate conquest. Global Tetrahedron, parent company of The Onion, has won the bid for the Fox News channel in a bankruptcy auction.
Suzanne Scott, Fox News CEO announced the Fox Corporation’s liquidation of the subsidiary news network Tuesday morning. “I don’t know what’s happening, but I’m going to be here until they come and turn the lights back on,” she remarked.
As of right now, Fox News has a few weeks before the channel will officially transfer ownership to The Onion. The sale has left many fans outraged with the change of their regularly scheduled programming.
We strongly advise viewers to ignore the sensationalist and blatantly false stories presented by Fox News channel henceforth.
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